Tombstone Tuesday - Seen at the Haunted Mansion

Just for fun... some silly epitaphs from the Haunted Mansion at Disneyworld in Florida.  A day too late for April Fools!

Here Rests

Wathel R.

Bender

He rode to

glory on

a fender

Peaceful Rest

Here Lies

Good Old 

Fred

A great big rock

fell on his head

R.I.P.

Here lies

A man named

Martin

The lights went

out on this old

Spartan

Dear sweet Leota

Beloved by all

In regions beyond now

But having a ball!

At Peaceful 

Rest Lies

Brother

Claude

Planted here

beneath this

sod

1440

Bluebeard

Here Lyeth his Loving Wives

Penelope died 1435

Abigail   1435

Anastasia 1436

Prudence  1437

Phoebe   1438

Eugenia  1439

Lucretia          

Seven winsome wives

some fat some thin

Six of them were faithful

but the seventh did him in

In Spiritual Repose

Hal Lusinashun

Bea Witch

Hap A. Rition

Manny Festation

Metta Fisiks

Clare Voince

Wee G. Bord

I. Emma Spook

Paul  Tergyste

The pet cemetery had some funny epitaphs,

but the elaborate fencing made it hard to read them.

Click here to see a blog post about the "cemetery" at the Haunted Mansion in Disneyland, California:
https://nutfieldgenealogy.blogspot.com/2014/09/tombstone-tuesday-seen-at-disneyland.html 


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Heather Wilkinson Rojo, "Tombstone Tuesday - Seen at the Haunted Mansion", Nutfield Genealogy, posted April 2, 2019, ( https://nutfieldgenealogy.blogspot.com/2019/04/tombstone-tuesday-seen-at-haunted.html: accessed [access date]).